I started the

day early

having set

my alarm clock

 (MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6 am.

While my
 

coffeepot

  (MADE IN CHINA )

 was perking, 

I shaved with my

 electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

Then I put on a

dress shirt 

   (MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans

   (MADE IN SINGAPORE),

 and
 

tennis shoes

   (MADE IN KOREA).

 After cooking breakfast

on my new

 electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA),

I sat down with my

calculator

   (MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much 

I could spend today.

After setting my

watch

   (MADE IN TAIWAN)

to the

radio

   (MADE IN INDIA),

I got in my

car

   (MADE IN GERMANY),

filled it with

GAS

   (from Saudi Arabia)

and continued my

search  for a

good paying

AMERICAN JOB.

At the end

of yet another

 discouraging 

and fruitless day,

I checked my

Computer

(Made In Malaysia),

then decided to

relax for a while.

Afterwards,

I put on my

sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL),

 poured myself

a glass of

wine

(MADE IN FRANCE),

and turned on

my TV

   (MADE IN INDONESIA ),

then wondered...

why can't I find

a good paying

job

 in AMERICA .